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04 Apr

Should you decide to sign up for the online dating sites I recommend below, be sure to read member profiles carefully as you might come across a lot of fake profiles and women looking for “clients.” Usually, I can spot these profiles pretty easily.

A woman who has only one picture posted, is wearing a tight bikini and making an overly suggestive pose are usually clear signals to steer clear.

So, if you happen to have a passion for fine brie, with its rich texture and moldy crust and volatile explosion of flavors, go for it.

Just make sure that you have a really strong stomach first.

While I am occasionally thrown off by their penchant for elaborately draped skinny scarves, I must admit that the French have an unbeatable natural elegance about them.

They know their qualité and their savoir-faire and their h man does not need to be taught how to dress or set the table or pick out a bottle of wine.

A cute floppy-haired French boy was looking at me with big blue eyes and I could not continue scarring him with my jaded judgments.

After all, I moved to this country – clearly, there must be something I enjoy.

In the case of French men, these qualities are simply more pungent, just like their cheese and their truffles and their armpits.

A couple of nights ago, I was sitting in a restaurant with a mélange of expats and some poor Frenchies who had the misfortune of winding up in my presence. If French people stopped being so damn lazy and invested half of the time they spend complaining into actually doing something, magical things would happen.

With three functioning brain cells left to rub together after days of holiday boozing, I took a receipt and started mapping out a list of reasons why the spawn of Rimbaud and Baudelaire don’t seem to be doing it for me in the romantic sense. Cancer would be cured, the French economy would stop progressively going down the drain, unicorns would fly and procreate. However, I will argue in my defense and reinstate that hygiene in this country is suffering.

The first thing I think of when I think of France is Paris and the romantic sidewalk cafes and strolling with that special someone down the Champs-Élysées.

Much like Spain, Germany, and Italy, France has an active online dating market.