Stupid online dating profiles

06 Mar

You have stories to tell, and passions to share, and things to talk about that are more interesting than the weather.

According to Ok Cupid’s data crunchers, “Men’s photos are most effective when they look away from the camera and don’t smile.” And then there’s his one-sentence About section: “I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.” Playful, self-deprecating, and original.

Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.

He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?

As Chiparoo wrote on Reddit, “Well he’s got MY attention.” For her profile picture, Becky chose a shot of her up to her neck in colorful plastic balls. Hilarious, with just a hint of innuendo, Becky definitely makes an impression on the singles of Tinder.

Under the About Becky section, she wrote simply, “I love balls.” Genius.